Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...