Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...