How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?