The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...