yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...