Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...