More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.