Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.