Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...