Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...