The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...