CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...