Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Ant and a grasshopper
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Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...