The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...