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WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Two Quickies.
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Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
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