If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...