A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...