DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...