The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...