The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...