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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...