Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...