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This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
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A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
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An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
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I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...