Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...