Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.