User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...