Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...