Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...