Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...