I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
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Did you pay taxes?
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...