Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...