The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...