A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...