Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...