Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...