The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...