What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...