Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...