Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!