Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...