Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.