The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....