Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...