Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...