The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....