What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...