Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!