I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man