Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...