If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...