Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...