Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate