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The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
When you know you must really be drunk
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A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
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