Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...