Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Airplanes running operating systems
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The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...