Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...