Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...