Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...