Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
What’s up Pussycat!
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Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!