What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...