Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...